Sunday 14 December 2008

Hot Off The Press



These little beauties have just been commissioned. I'm so hot right now!! Entering production in the new year.

‘I Could Do That'
6 x 30, Five

A Faking It ‘reboot’. The first in the series features a man who has played Football Manager on his PC for the last twelve years, actually getting to manage Woking FC for a month. Will his skill and knowledge of the game transfer from cyberworld to the real world? A future episode will include an anti-evolution hockey mom being allowed to run as vice president of the United States because she's a 'doggone' cutie.

'Country File - Columbia'
10 x 30, BBC/Discovery

John Craven and Ben Fogle take the popular BBC format to Columbia to hang out with gun toting cocaine farmers.

'Griff Rhys Jones on Melancholy'
1 x 60, BBC2

After his successful look into anger the comedian/presenter works through other emotions starting with wistfulness.

'Oliver's Army'
6 x 30, Channel Four

Having solved the problems of proles and schools not serving up butternut squash risotto, Jamie Oliver is given a crack team of SAS commandos to help him bring modern healthy italo hybrid cuisine to trouble spots around the world, including parachuting into Darfur to knock up a salmon fillet wrapped in prosciutto.

'Halfway House'
30 x 30, Sky 1

Fly on the wall documentary following the comings and goings of a halfway house for the drunken and drug riddled, highlighting the desperate plight of the UK's homeless population. Using the same technology as 'The Family', we are catapulted into the underbelly of a increasingly uncomfortable world, from the safety of our sofas. Narrated by Angus Deayton. Bafta written all over it.

Civvy Street
3 x 60, Channel Four

Harrowing drama focusing on the trials and tribulations of a troupe returning from their personal horrors of the original Iraq war, and trying to adjust back to life on 'civvy street'. To include controversial graphic footage of inter-racial gay sex - press will be all over it!. Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Sean Bean, Danny Dyer, Ralf Little, Billie Piper, Georgina Baillie, and Richard Blackwood.

'Ramseys Xmas Nightmare'
1x60 Channel Four

June Bliefield is the shittest cook in the country. Every year her family have eaten the worst christmas dinners ever created. But not this year, Ramseys here to kick June into shape and give the family a christmas dinner they'll never forget!! Noels shitting it, this is going to piss all over his presents.

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