Ponderings

I'm playing with some new ideas at the moment. These are ones I'm looking to take to the next level. Let me know what you all think...

'Celebrity Death Cam'

Channel Four daily, live web stream, until its over

Following on from the recent celebrity death media fest surrounding Jade Goody, (identity secret at time of print) will allow unmitigated access to their dying days in the form of web cams, video diaries and daily big brother style updates. This challenging series will question the need for such material in the media, and the need for audiences boundaries to be pushed to the limit. This will be the first live, up close and personal broadcast death on television. Ratings will be through the roof.

'Cock Fighting With Danny Dyer'

6 x 30, Bravo

Gravel voiced cockney working class hero Danny Dyer is thrust into the dark underworld of professional cock fighting. This raw, shocking and oft violent pastiche of the organized criminal underbelly of the UK, will highlight the shocking treatment these cocks are put through in the name of 'sport'. Not for the faint hearted.

'Manface'

1 x 90, BBC 3

Utilsing the pioneering technology that enabled the worlds first face transplant, Alesha Dixon is fitted up with a mans face to document how men are treated more favouribly than women in every element of life.

'The Emma Bunton Show'

10 x 60, BBC 3

Lily Allen was too much of a cunt, so we're reverting to the 'butter wouldn't melt' world of Emma Bunton. Join us and a host of celebrity guests on a trip to Lollipop Lane, a world where kittens play with balls of string and bunnies poo chocolate money. Awwwwwwww.

'Gene's Hackney Carriage'
6x30, Ch4

Gene Hackman takes the knowledge and becomes a city of London cab driver for a month after overcoming initial struggles driving 'stick', and on the other side of the road to that hes used to.